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clientsfromhell:

Client: Can you un-blur the background on this photo?

Me: Unblur?

Client: Yeah, I want the whole image to be super sharp. I don’t particularly care for that whole deep field thing you keep telling me about.

Me: You mean depth of field?

Client: Yeah, whatever. Just unblur it.

Me: That’s impossible.

Client: I’ve seen it done on CSI.

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    If CSI can do it, anyone can!
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    Someone actually asked me to do the same thing, too. Damn. I think DoF makes photos look more professional.
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    i get asked if i can “unblur” photos quite a lot. usually the answer is “not nearly as much as you’d want me to.”
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    ahh thats sucks!
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    CSI, I get so very annoyed!
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    Curse you, Grissom! ]]>
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    unbluring a photo is like asking me to fly around the world with a damn kite.
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    Clients From Hell:
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    Man, I fucking hate people.
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    Ahahaha. Dear Lord.
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    Those crime shows really just make graphic designers’ jobs harder b/c they make people/clients believe
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    Because CSI never lies!
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