our twenties were wasted

jazbek: so how's your lip

djcpoo: it hurts

jazbek: it's still fucked up?

jazbek: haha

djcpoo: the shit hurts

jazbek: how'd that happen

djcpoo: so do other spots on my body though

jazbek: me too

jazbek: my whole back is bruised up

djcpoo: yup

djcpoo: me too

djcpoo: i think the lip is apparently from my vaulting over the couch and landing on my face

djcpoo: no recollection of that though, so i can't vouch for that account of the story

jazbek: me cuz someone (michael? dave?) dropped me on your toolbox and it scraped my whole back

jazbek: then michael dragged me down the stairs by my arms on my back head first

jazbek: that really fucked up my back

jazbek: i didn't see you vault over the couch

djcpoo: yeah, dave and me and gardner were playing punch for punch on our shoulders and backs

djcpoo: that's how my shoulder got fucked up

jazbek: oh yeah, i was playing that with dave and michael

djcpoo: and gardner and michael were playing bloody knuckles

jazbek: i have bruises on my arms from that

djcpoo: so garder's hand got all fucked up

djcpoo: yeah, my back and my shoulder

jazbek: shit, they played bloody knuckles for real?

jazbek: i did not see any of that shit

djcpoo: apparently i was kicking dan romano when we was on the ground and his ass and back got all fucked up

jazbek: omg

jazbek: i wonder what i was doing during all of this

jazbek: oh yeah it may have been either when i was almost burning your apartment down, or trying to convince michael it was ok for him to hang out with me even though he gives me bruises

jazbek: because the bruises are "funny"

djcpoo: the whole burning the place down was pretty scary in retrospect

jazbek: yeah...

jazbek: sorry i punched you in the stomach for no reason

djcpoo: well i didn't remember you did that anyway

jazbek: cool, yeah i punched you in the stomach and you fell on the coffee table

jazbek: i am scared for next weekend in tahoe

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