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Douchebag (doosh-bag) n.

1. A feminine hygien device used for cleansing.

2. A heterosexual male attempting to attract a femaile through the use of excessive cosmetic products, hand gestures, fist pumping, loud shirts, upturned collars, jewelry, and intricately carved facial hair.  Often found displaying themselves in their natural habitat, clubs, where they attempt to cohabitate with young women while sticking out their tongues and making facial expressions known as the douche-face.  Alternate forms include Douche, Douchebaggery, Douchebaguous, Scrotebag, Guido, Choadbag, ‘Bag, Babagadouche, and Total and Complete Asswipe.